1-hrini btolk blek kmpong kul 2.00 am......mmg smart la.....aq tgh pnt2 bpk aq soh blik kmpong......smpai umh kmas2 beg and brtolk........
2-smpai kmpong kul 8 lbih....wktu tu smue sdare aq da bngon da.....lpstu smue gi umh sdare......blik dri umh sdare tu,aq tros tdo smpai ptg.....hahhahaha.......
3-hri kdue aq kt kmpong......pegi beraya lgi.....blek dri beraya pegi umh sdare aq amir......mcm biase la.....ronda2 nek basikal.....hahahha......yg amir biol gi bkr mrcon dkt tmn......wktu tu tgh rmai org,lpstu dye bkr mrcon bola....trkjot bdk2 kt ctu....hahahh....
4-thanks to amir sbb buat kaki aq calar balar....hahahha......citer dye cmni....aq racing basikal ngan dye.....aq biase la.....slalu amik lap maut....skali tgh amik lap maut tu,dye main jht.....aq nk kona dye himpit aq,.....mmg x trgolek la kt ctu.....skali pegi farmasi beli plaster....tngokla gmbr aq upload tu,ble nk blek k.l tu mak aq tnye knape kaki aq ckp eksiden......hahahah......
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
BREAKING FAST AT NANDO'S.........
1-hri ni aq,abg aq bke kt luar ngan form 5..........hahaha....gile la......kt situ aq sorng je form 1......pgi sblom pegi tu,gi bukit bntng jap.....cri brg2 smue lps tu blek ingtkn nk pegi pertama,skali jln giler babi nye jam.....ha...amik ko.......lpstu trus gi bangsar village abg aq nk cri ksut.....smart siot ksut puma dye.....drpd 3 ratus lbih diskaun jadi seratus enam belas je.......lpstu tros grk gi mid bpk aq anta....
2-smpai mid msok aq x prasan iman ade dpn aq......iman hlur tngn nk slm aq aq bleh buat x layan je......hahahha......skali dye tpok bdn aq bru aq prasan dye ade kt ctu......naek eskalator jmpe shahir,idin ngan dana......lpstu tros gi cri chicken rice shop....dtg sne org kt sne kte dh full...........lpstu pegi dekat rse mas,ha amik ko....dye tlis bsr2 kt ctu FULL.......dorng da glk2 da.....skali pegi nandos........ha...bru x full.....
3-smpai nandos mntk tmbh meja....,skali boss tu ckp kt org meja sblh aq,skali ngade2 plk x nk tkr meja.....mnggelabah je.....shahir da pns,dye kte"pergh.....gaaduh kang!!!".......hahaha.....gangster do shahir...last2 dpt gak meja......thanks kt akk tu sbb bgi meja kt ktorng....hbes book lpstu dpt bil....hahahha.....bil dye RM200.19 gile la......msing2 kuar duit.....tgh lpk2 kt meja tu melissa smpai....dye x order pon......lpstu bla men boling la.....
4-sblom gi boling tu cri bju aq.....mcm2 kdai ktorng msok....skali x jmpe gk bju aq....ntah tbe2 abg aq leh buat prangai plk.....dye ngan iman men ktuk2 melisa....hahahha.....aq glk2 je tngok mel mrh.....gile klakar........msok F.O.S akhirnye jmpe gak bju aq.....hahhaha......bli kemeja stu n tshirts satu.....lps F.O.S msok jusco plk....bli bju lgi 2 helai.....bdk2 kt dlm boling da memekak da soh cpt sbb wktu tu turn abg aq lpstu turn aq.....
5-akhirnye smpai gak kt boling.....shahir siao tnggu lgi dpn boling tu....msok main last2 abg aq nmbo 1,shahir nmbo 2,aq nmbo 3 n idin LAST.....hahah....iman ngan shahir da bhn2 dye da....idin pns je......
6-pegi nandos bkk puase lpstu kitorng wt keriau kt ctu....nandos tu dh jdik cm kdai mamak je....bsing gle ktorng glk2.....dorng r ktok ustz ghani la....ape la......hahhaha.......nnti tngok la gmbr dlm facebook aq ye.............
2-smpai mid msok aq x prasan iman ade dpn aq......iman hlur tngn nk slm aq aq bleh buat x layan je......hahahha......skali dye tpok bdn aq bru aq prasan dye ade kt ctu......naek eskalator jmpe shahir,idin ngan dana......lpstu tros gi cri chicken rice shop....dtg sne org kt sne kte dh full...........lpstu pegi dekat rse mas,ha amik ko....dye tlis bsr2 kt ctu FULL.......dorng da glk2 da.....skali pegi nandos........ha...bru x full.....
3-smpai nandos mntk tmbh meja....,skali boss tu ckp kt org meja sblh aq,skali ngade2 plk x nk tkr meja.....mnggelabah je.....shahir da pns,dye kte"pergh.....gaaduh kang!!!".......hahaha.....gangster do shahir...last2 dpt gak meja......thanks kt akk tu sbb bgi meja kt ktorng....hbes book lpstu dpt bil....hahahha.....bil dye RM200.19 gile la......msing2 kuar duit.....tgh lpk2 kt meja tu melissa smpai....dye x order pon......lpstu bla men boling la.....
4-sblom gi boling tu cri bju aq.....mcm2 kdai ktorng msok....skali x jmpe gk bju aq....ntah tbe2 abg aq leh buat prangai plk.....dye ngan iman men ktuk2 melisa....hahahha.....aq glk2 je tngok mel mrh.....gile klakar........msok F.O.S akhirnye jmpe gak bju aq.....hahhaha......bli kemeja stu n tshirts satu.....lps F.O.S msok jusco plk....bli bju lgi 2 helai.....bdk2 kt dlm boling da memekak da soh cpt sbb wktu tu turn abg aq lpstu turn aq.....
5-akhirnye smpai gak kt boling.....shahir siao tnggu lgi dpn boling tu....msok main last2 abg aq nmbo 1,shahir nmbo 2,aq nmbo 3 n idin LAST.....hahah....iman ngan shahir da bhn2 dye da....idin pns je......
6-pegi nandos bkk puase lpstu kitorng wt keriau kt ctu....nandos tu dh jdik cm kdai mamak je....bsing gle ktorng glk2.....dorng r ktok ustz ghani la....ape la......hahhaha.......nnti tngok la gmbr dlm facebook aq ye.............
Monday, August 30, 2010
HAPPY HARI MERDEKA
1-hri ni ade smbutn hari kemerdekaan.......so,aq bwk bku sket je.....lps reht je aq bwk......dtg,lpk ngn imran,hakim,n zahir........hakim r sian.....dye x twu hrini kne pkai bju melayu.....dtg skola trus pkai bju skola.....haziq,mal,fify,beby n aten cm sial....leh plk x dtg hrini........cm taik je.....ZAFIYZA tros ttukr jd ZY je........hahahah....sbb yg dtg aq ngan yana je.......
2-pn siti sarimah bgi ucapan.....hahahh.....aq cm biase la......salam 1 malaysia je tpok tngn.....rmai sial yg tpok tngn.....aq da glk da.......skali pn siti sarimah tnye spe nye birthday hri ni........skali x de org angkt tngn.....dye kte hrini hrijdi ank dye.....AQYLA MANSOR......pstu aq ckp kt adilla...."ala.....semak je.....nk jgk nme ank dye naik.....nseb baik nme dye aqyla mansor......klau adilla mansor aq da boo da.....hahahha....yana glk2 je.....
3-prsembahan mmg best.......hahah....wktu form 5 mnari zapin,abg tharisini ade....aq bhn tharisini"we,abg ko da taubat da......siap pkai songkok agi......ko ble lgi????"hahahah....dye pns je.....yana bhn abg dye sbb mnari klakr la....ape la.....pstu gua wt keriau......aq buat bsing.....pstu time pngawas sound aq,aq tnye"la......sye yg x bsing pon kne ke????"pstu pngawas tu kte"smue bsing......"hahahha.....cm sial je.....
4-msuk kls....skali meor soh smue trun gi rehat....smue pkt ckp kt dye x nk trun.....dye da bsing da....skali wktu reht tu kitorng lpk kt koridor,skali mior pon join skali....hahhah....sial er prangai.....soh org trun....skali ble lpk kt koridor dye pon lpk skali.......
5-dlm kls aq bhn bala.......aq kte dye cikaro.....hahah....dye pkai sluar bkn main ketat lgi....lpstu kt bwh dye kcik.....mmg la aq bhn dye cikaro.......select dye x pkai ksut penguin je cm mal.....hahahah....lps tu aq bhn akmal plk......hri jumaat hri tu ckgu syahrinawati kte kt dye nk bgitau ong be be.....skali dye mngade ngade lpstu buat suare cm bdk2.....lpstu mior sound"we mal...,ko x yh ngade2 r dowh.....mnyamph aq.....klau adl aq ngade2 pon aq nyampah do...."lps tu aq glk trbhk2........ckgu syahrinawati pon glk gile2 nye......
6-hri jumaat hritu rajiv lgi sial....dye bsing dlm blik kh.....skali ckgu kte"rajiv....sye report bpk awk nnti....."lps tu rajiv glk2 je.....aq tnye ckgu cmne ckgu leh knl ngan bpk rajiv.....skali ckgu kte bpk dye keje kt klinik kt balakong.........so,ckgu prnh pegi klinik bpk dye.....aq tnye ckgu ape nme klinik tu ckgu ckp poliklinik ape tah.....aq pon x ingt......skali aq ckp ngan rajiv,"tngok ko.....aq dtg klinik bpk ko...."skali dye kte"dtg r.......aq pnggil polis....."hahahha.......
2-pn siti sarimah bgi ucapan.....hahahh.....aq cm biase la......salam 1 malaysia je tpok tngn.....rmai sial yg tpok tngn.....aq da glk da.......skali pn siti sarimah tnye spe nye birthday hri ni........skali x de org angkt tngn.....dye kte hrini hrijdi ank dye.....AQYLA MANSOR......pstu aq ckp kt adilla...."ala.....semak je.....nk jgk nme ank dye naik.....nseb baik nme dye aqyla mansor......klau adilla mansor aq da boo da.....hahahha....yana glk2 je.....
3-prsembahan mmg best.......hahah....wktu form 5 mnari zapin,abg tharisini ade....aq bhn tharisini"we,abg ko da taubat da......siap pkai songkok agi......ko ble lgi????"hahahah....dye pns je.....yana bhn abg dye sbb mnari klakr la....ape la.....pstu gua wt keriau......aq buat bsing.....pstu time pngawas sound aq,aq tnye"la......sye yg x bsing pon kne ke????"pstu pngawas tu kte"smue bsing......"hahahha.....cm sial je.....
4-msuk kls....skali meor soh smue trun gi rehat....smue pkt ckp kt dye x nk trun.....dye da bsing da....skali wktu reht tu kitorng lpk kt koridor,skali mior pon join skali....hahhah....sial er prangai.....soh org trun....skali ble lpk kt koridor dye pon lpk skali.......
5-dlm kls aq bhn bala.......aq kte dye cikaro.....hahah....dye pkai sluar bkn main ketat lgi....lpstu kt bwh dye kcik.....mmg la aq bhn dye cikaro.......select dye x pkai ksut penguin je cm mal.....hahahah....lps tu aq bhn akmal plk......hri jumaat hri tu ckgu syahrinawati kte kt dye nk bgitau ong be be.....skali dye mngade ngade lpstu buat suare cm bdk2.....lpstu mior sound"we mal...,ko x yh ngade2 r dowh.....mnyamph aq.....klau adl aq ngade2 pon aq nyampah do...."lps tu aq glk trbhk2........ckgu syahrinawati pon glk gile2 nye......
6-hri jumaat hritu rajiv lgi sial....dye bsing dlm blik kh.....skali ckgu kte"rajiv....sye report bpk awk nnti....."lps tu rajiv glk2 je.....aq tnye ckgu cmne ckgu leh knl ngan bpk rajiv.....skali ckgu kte bpk dye keje kt klinik kt balakong.........so,ckgu prnh pegi klinik bpk dye.....aq tnye ckgu ape nme klinik tu ckgu ckp poliklinik ape tah.....aq pon x ingt......skali aq ckp ngan rajiv,"tngok ko.....aq dtg klinik bpk ko...."skali dye kte"dtg r.......aq pnggil polis....."hahahha.......
Friday, August 27, 2010
ABG AQ
1-hri ni abg aq dtg masjid abu bkr,.....hahahah.....sial je dorng sume.......time abg aq dtg bru nk buat baik ngn aq......mmg la.......smpai msjid smyang n lps smyng lpk jap kt msjid.....
2-jawa mmg best.......asyik2 kne bhn je......dorng bhn aq ngn abg aq.....dorng pnggil abg aq 'ZAFRAN' pstu pnggil aq 'ZAKWAN'.......skali dorng bhn aq,shahir n abg aq....dorng kte kt abg aq'we wan,nk twu x mke ko ble kcik cmni(cm aq),pstu mke ko skng cm ko la......mke ko akn dtg cm shahir......'hahahahha......
p/s:aq mls tlis pnjg2....so enjoy la yer.......
2-jawa mmg best.......asyik2 kne bhn je......dorng bhn aq ngn abg aq.....dorng pnggil abg aq 'ZAFRAN' pstu pnggil aq 'ZAKWAN'.......skali dorng bhn aq,shahir n abg aq....dorng kte kt abg aq'we wan,nk twu x mke ko ble kcik cmni(cm aq),pstu mke ko skng cm ko la......mke ko akn dtg cm shahir......'hahahahha......
p/s:aq mls tlis pnjg2....so enjoy la yer.......
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
JOGATHON
1-hri ni ade jogathon........so,mmg la aq jln je...........pgi dtg,msuk skola skali haziq dtg....hhahahah.....sial jer......aq dtg,tpt2 dye dtg.....dtg,lpk kntin skali nadia plak dtg....dye lpk ngan aq n then ttibe je mngumpt psl .............aq pon join la.......best gak an ngumpat org ni........ala....bkn slalu pon.......
2-gi tpk perhimpunn dgr taklimat n amik nmbo........da psng2 nmbo tu,skali mal bru dtg.....mcm sial je.......dtg bkn main lmbt agi....skali haziq bhn dye...."we mal,awl ko dtg......blom mle lgi....hahahhaha........"
3-pegi dkt dgn tmn.........n ponnnnnnnnnnnnn..............bertrabur smue lri.........aq da lri,skali dpn restoran kling tu,aq usha mal ngan haziq da x de........pergh.....sian plak.......gua tnggu r diorng.......skali smpai,gua tman diorng jln.......ha......nmpk x.......aq nk lri skali diorng jln.....x pe la.......jln2....skali nmpk form 5.....mcm siot je diorng benti kt smue check point pstu tngkp gmbr.....hahhahahah.....
4-smpai dkt dgn skola,aq tnye abg pngawas yg slalu jge kls aq tu.....aq tye"bang,ade air bang?????"abg tu jwb"ade......"aq ckp la"bgi r skit....."skali dye tnjuk kt k*** dye.....cm sial je.....fatini nmpk dye glk2 je.....hahhahah.......
5-msuk skola aq da tau da.....msti lelaki 2 pnye meje da ttp da......skli dtg trus ddk kt amir.......tgh lpk2 tu,aqil dtg.....aq tnye dye dye dpt nmbo ke?????pstu dye kte dye dpt.....skali dye cite kt amir yg mle2 aq pcut dye......skali kt bwh tu dye pcut aq plak......cehhhhh..bjet je.......x pe.....kite tnggu mrents desa thun dpn........kite tngok spe mnang.......aq pon klau x dh lri dh.....aq tngok mal x de......aq pon tnggu la.........
1-hri ni ade jogathon........so,mmg la aq jln je...........pgi dtg,msuk skola skali haziq dtg....hhahahah.....sial jer......aq dtg,tpt2 dye dtg.....dtg,lpk kntin skali nadia plak dtg....dye lpk ngan aq n then ttibe je mngumpt psl .............aq pon join la.......best gak an ngumpat org ni........ala....bkn slalu pon.......
2-gi tpk perhimpunn dgr taklimat n amik nmbo........da psng2 nmbo tu,skali mal bru dtg.....mcm sial je.......dtg bkn main lmbt agi....skali haziq bhn dye...."we mal,awl ko dtg......blom mle lgi....hahahhaha........"
3-pegi dkt dgn tmn.........n ponnnnnnnnnnnnn..............bertrabur smue lri.........aq da lri,skali dpn restoran kling tu,aq usha mal ngan haziq da x de........pergh.....sian plak.......gua tnggu r diorng.......skali smpai,gua tman diorng jln.......ha......nmpk x.......aq nk lri skali diorng jln.....x pe la.......jln2....skali nmpk form 5.....mcm siot je diorng benti kt smue check point pstu tngkp gmbr.....hahhahahah.....
4-smpai dkt dgn skola,aq tnye abg pngawas yg slalu jge kls aq tu.....aq tye"bang,ade air bang?????"abg tu jwb"ade......"aq ckp la"bgi r skit....."skali dye tnjuk kt k*** dye.....cm sial je.....fatini nmpk dye glk2 je.....hahhahah.......
5-msuk skola aq da tau da.....msti lelaki 2 pnye meje da ttp da......skli dtg trus ddk kt amir.......tgh lpk2 tu,aqil dtg.....aq tnye dye dye dpt nmbo ke?????pstu dye kte dye dpt.....skali dye cite kt amir yg mle2 aq pcut dye......skali kt bwh tu dye pcut aq plak......cehhhhh..bjet je.......x pe.....kite tnggu mrents desa thun dpn........kite tngok spe mnang.......aq pon klau x dh lri dh.....aq tngok mal x de......aq pon tnggu la.........
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