AMOEBA DAN OBAMA
1-hri ni lpak kntin....wktu da nk prhimpunan tu,khairie dtg kt aq.....dye nk pnjm buku peraturan disiplin.....aq ckp la x de.....skali aq tnye imran n dye kte dye ade.....aq kte la khairie nk pnjm....dye ok je.....khairie pnjam n then aq tnye,"we,asl ko nk pnjm buku praturan ni????"dye kte form 5 ngan form 4 ade spotcheck hri ni.....o...ptut la......da nk spotcheck bru nk bce an...ape la form 5 form 5 aq ni....
2wktu seni,ckgu hanizah msuk....aq mntak krts prikse....skali dye kte ade kt haziq....haziq kte x bwk....n then dye kte,"x pe la......awk nk tngok mrkh awk dlu ke????"aq ckp la nk...skali dye tnjuk....aq trkjut gle la.....dpt 75 bai....tp tu ckup2 mkn je dpt a......xpe lps ni mkn bnyk sket....confirm dpt mrkh bnyk...(aq ckp ni sbb aq kte mrkh aq ckup2 mkn je xD)
3-wktu ckgu rmlah ade bdk tnye"ckgu,x bleh tmbh lgi stu ke mrkh sye....sye dpt b dh ckup dh.....skali ckgu ramlah kte"cmne sye nk dpt kn awk B klau awk pnye jwpn mcm taik....??"hahahha....aq haziq n iqmal da glak2 da.....pstu ckgu trusk hujah dye.....ha....part nie yg x leh bla.....ckgu tnye kt smue org tau x shit tu ape....aq trglak la....mmg glak bsr la aq....hahhaha....
4-wktu sains ckgu bncng jwpn krts 1.....krts OMR aq da la hlang.....aduh.....skali smpai bhagian kuman tu,ckgu tnye aq....ape nme kuman tu....aq dpt jwb pstu iqmal kte kt aq....we,ape nme kuman tu.....OBAMA????aq da trglak2 da......dye sbnrnye nk kte AMOEBA.....hahahha....bongok nye mal....aq citer kt haziq,wktu tu jgk dye glak....hahahha.....
5-skali akk bendahara pnggil kuar nk tngkp gmbr....aq da kte da"adu....da la x bwk bju....."haziq pon kte sme......ha,....nmpk x prmainan dye cmne?????skali kuar je la....tgh lepak2 tu,PEROGOL BERSIRI dtg.....(Iman)siot,dye x dpt kjar aq,dye soh qayyum n syafiq nasrun kjar aq.....diorang tu dh la laju....skali syafiq nasrun dpt tngkp aq,diorang bwk trun bwh.....skali rmai bdk form 5 trun bwh....qayyum,khairie,hakim,IMAN(LEADER).......
6-wktu iman pgg aq,aq dpt lpskn dri.......lpstu qayyum sume bngang ngan iman sbb aq dpt lri....aq nyorok la kt blakang tmpat air tu,skali hakim nmpk.....dye glak je nmpk aq kt situ.....hahahah.....korang mmg giler form 5....hahahah......
7-wktu ICTL,aq msuk kls n tngok rmai da dpt krts....aq nk gi amik,skali imal kte,we,krts ko ade kt aq la......nseb baek....skali aq nmpk mrkh aq 70......ptut la ckgu suhanim diam je....rpenye aq dpt mrkh tnggi...hahaha....skali ckgu suhanim lalu tpi aq,aq kte kt dye...."ckgu,sye dpt 70.....hahahah...."ckgu kte,"eleh....brlgk la plak.....dpt 70 mcm dpt 100 mrkh....adila dh bhn2 aq.....hahahha....aq ckp kt ckgu cmtu sbb ckgu ingt aq x leh dpt mrkh yg tnggi...tu aq bgitau ckgu tu...
8-wktu math ckgu lailey x msuk kls.....bsing la kls.....skali aq lpk2 ngan mal,aq citer psl senario aq tngok smalam.....aq citer n then haziq pon ikut sme....hahahha.....'JOE KER????'hahahha...tu yg buat aq n mal trglak tu.......
9-blek gi mcd,lpk ngan aqil n haziq......mmg riuh wktu tu....aq n aqil n haziq je memekak kt situ....ha....wktu nk trun gi order tu,aq nmpk bendera spain...skali aq kte kt akk cashier tu,"kak,nk koyak bendera ni bleh x????nk bwk blek umah...hahahha....."pstu akk tu kte...."ish....mne bleh....hahahha"pstu gi order kt akk tu,skali aq nmpk wrne cm wrne argentina.....aq ckp kt akk tu,"akk sokong argentina ea???"pstu akk tu kte ye....aq kte la argentina x power...spain lgi power...akk tu glak je.....
10-skali nmpk huda dtg....dye,shamina n sorng lgi kwn dye aq x tau spe....dye mntk aq air sket.....aq ok je....naek ats,dye pon nek sme....dye dok blakang meja aq......skli haziq gi bsuh tngn aq dajal dye.....aq ltk air msk dlm cwn coke dye....skali dye dtg aq kte aq cmpur air aqil skali....dye pns je....aq ckp la aq da ltk air msk.....skali dye glak2......aq kte bgi huda rse....huda smpai,skali shamina bleh glak2 plak.....aq da cuak da kntoi......skali dye mnum gak.....pergh.....berkrut dahi dye mnum....hahahha....aq kte la aq da ltk air msk..dye kte"aq lmpang korng kang....hahahah....."pdn mke.......

WELCOME BACK!!!
-hri ni,bngun kul 6 am cm biase la....ngantuk kut....mlm tdi tdo kol 3......mndi n then siap2 nk gi skola......smpai skola,n direct trus sue smpai.....hahahah.....dye kuar teksi,trus glak2.....
-smpai skola,msuk kls n blaja......mse msuk kls tu,ade plak taik bersepah...hahah.....aq bahan cipah...."eee......cipah berak....hahhaha...."haziq plak kte"we,spe yg mnetas kt sini ha????hahahha....."iqmal kte"pergh......asm jawa sial...hahhaha..."kimak ew....glak mmg x hnti2 r.....
-ustzh hosniati msuk kte ade taik....skali ustzh usha selek je....hahahha......haziq bleh plak gi main2 mse ustzh soh bce doa......skali abes bce doa,ustzh soh gi amik pnyapu sapu kls....hahahah....pdn mke.........
-blik,gi petronas jap....skali jln kaki smpai lrt.....wktu kt petronas tu,jmpe shahir....siot....dye tau mne aq ade....kne buli lgi la.......hahahha.....dye kte,ari jumaat ko kne......:P
-skali,jmpe shahir kt lorong...ape lgi....mg dye buli la aq kt dlm lorong tu....mcm sial jerk...skali,melissa kte kt dye,we shahir aq rse ko dh lps stesen ko....hahahha...pdn mke......buli lgi aq.....kn da trlajak.......

WORLD CUP DI MALAYSIA
-hri ni kuar gi times square,mlenye ingt nk tngok wyg,skali wyg mle kul 7...mls la......kuar ngan abg sdare aq,sue,adek aq,n abg aq......mle2 abg sue yg prtame nk gi amek abg sdare aq......skali dye lmbt plak.....grak trus la gi times square......
-wktu lalu dpn puduraya,abg sdare aq ckp....."ek ele.......aq x tau plak world cup da ade kt malaysia......"aq ngan abg aq da plik da......skali abg sdare aq kte,"tu,x nmpk ke rmai pemain afrika tu.....hahahha.....sial je....sape yg x phm mmg bodo......
skali mal mcj,"we pan,aq lpk nan fara dowh......kalo x cye,ko tnye dye......"pstu aq mcj"AQ X HERAN!!!!!!"bdk ni mmg.....sje je nk jeleskn aq.....ko amik la fara tu.......x ksh pon........
-da x jd tngok wyg,kiter tngok wyg klit plak....hahahha....x de la.....x jd tngok wyg,gi la men boling.....
-hbes men boling gi mkn kt PAPA JOHN.......da ddk tu,order set,tnye air dye bgi stu cwn je ke????lps tu waiter tu kte ye....skali abg sdare aq kte"pergh......kdekut gler......"pstu nk tkr pizza dye kte x bleh pstu abg sdare aq kte agi"da r....jom r bla....."kimak ew kte cmtu.....hahahhaha.......

MID WITH APEK,KUDIN N ALENG

-pgi bngun kul 8,then siap2 smue tnggu din call.....skali aq ngantok.....soh adk aq kjut kol 10.30 pgi,tgh tdo tu,adk aq jrit...."angah.....kwn call....."aq pon bngun la.....skali usha apek yg call......aq call dye blek,skali dye ajk aq gi tngok wyg kt mid....cm bodo an....smalam aq ajk kte tanak.....

-skali,kudin call,dye kte dye da nk tolak da....sial...aq ingt dye nek lrt....rpe2nye bpk dye anta...skali dlm bas metro tu,bpk dye call aq tnye da smpai ke?????aq xkp la ondeway.....skali bpk dye kte bpk dye anta kt mid tros.....ha....kn sng klau ckp dri awl.....xde la aq trkjar2.......smpai mid,amik kudin kt balai.......dye kne thn sbb rmpas awek aq....hahahah.........x de la....bpk dye nk trunkn dye kt blai.......

-dye smpai,lpk naek ats skali gi bli ticket......tngk citer anjing....skali tiket kul 3.15.....ambik ko.....lpk2 jap gi jusco men game....hahahahha......mcm bdk2.....ade brader tu citer kling je ngan aq.....kte nk lwn....skali men ngan adk die...hahahah....aleng lgi cm sial,men moto ngan aq,last minute dye pcut aq.....taik je.......hahahha.......

-da lpk jusco,wt keriau jap/......lalu kt big aple,org tgh ltk donat dlm kotak,kudin gi ketuk2 cermin.....hahhahaha.....first time aq tngok kudin wt keriau......da tu,gi la jln2 dlm mid tu.......

-3.15,gi msuk wyg.......aq dok tepi skali....skali nmpk ade org wt keje x snonoh....siot prangai...........aq pon geli nk pndg....da la itam.......hahahahah......hbes wyg gi tman aleng kncing....tngok kudin kncing aq kcau dye,,,......hahahahh....pdn mke.......msuk boling,skali jmpe daus,anum(awek aq xD)ngan alif af8........aq tgur daus"bang......"pstu dye tpuk tngn aq........hahahhaha........hbes boling,tngok la spe champion.....lps ltk ksut tu,gi tngkp gmbr ngan anum.......siot je aleng....dye kte"ko tngok anum pluk aq cmne....hahahahah....nnti aq msukkn dlm facebook.....cable nk msuk gmbr dlm p.c abg aq x bwk blek umah......

-hbes tngkp gmbr,tman kudin smpai dpn balai.....ingtkn nk tumpang....skali bpk dye nek lc je....hahaha.....

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ROMPIN

-hri ni gi rompin....pergh....mmg best la....smalam aq x dpt tdor bai....biase la.....pnyakit cuti sekolah.....kul 4 bru aq tdo.....tgh tdo tu,tetibe mak aq kjut aq kol 6....pergh...da la tdo 2 jam je.....skali kul 7.30 bru grak nk breakfast........

-lps grak dri umah,gi warung rndu mkn jap.....hbes mkn,bpk aq bleh nk gi p.j jap......pegi je la......da blek dri p.j,trus grak....time lalu NPE tu,aq termuntah.....ntah jembalang ae tah yg buat aq muntah kt ctu....nseb baek wktu tu ade plastic bag....klau x,x tau la ape jdik....

-pstu,aq x twu ape jdik....haaah.....ini disebabkn aq tdo dlm kete smpai kuala pilah.......hahaha....

-smpai tmpat yg dtuju,aq trus la.....dpt blik,check in n gedebusshhh.....trjun dlm kolam smbil tnggu family yg laen smpai.....skali,aq nmpk family mak long aq ngan atok aq da smpai.....aq pon pnggil la sdare aq.....x lme lps tu,aq nmpk makngah aq nye family lak smpai.....bertambah la chorum aq untuk wt keriau....hahahha.....

-tnggu ank makngah aq siap(amir)lps dye siap tu,trun kolam....hahaha.....aq ngan amir sdare aq dajal sepupu lelaki aq....hhahahah.....ktorang menyelam n then cabut sluar sorang2.....hahahah....pling kesian adk die la......asyik2 adk dye je kne...hahaha....

-kt ats ni,aq post gmbr brg yg aq idamkn......n msti smart pnye.........

KEJAHATAN FORM5 SMKBB TERSERLAH...
(shahir,iman,syafiq nasrun)

-hri ni ade hri guru.....dtg skola nek moto ngan bpk aq n smpai skola lpk kantin jap....skali,imran mereng...dye kte hri ni blaja....aq da goyang da.....dh la x bwk 1 buku pon.....da pkir da cmne nnti ckgu ONG BE BE bsing x bwk buku dye....
-pastu,bratur kt tpk perhimpunan n scare kebetulan aq beratur depan ZAFRAN ZAHARI 1 CEKAL.....Pastu haziq n aina bhn aq,aina kte"ha...bgus la.....dpn zafran blakang pon zafran...hahah"haziq plak kte"we zafran,"aq tnye dye nk ape pastu dye kte"pnggil zfrn yg lgi satu tu....."sial do prangai haziq ni...hahaha
-tngok diorang wt persembahan....pastu ble hbis tu gi rehat aq tnye bdk2 laki yg len.....aq tnye blaja x....pastu diorag kte x blaja...lps rehat ade lgi....pastu aq tnye haziq,asl imran kte blaja pastu haziq kte,IMRAN MERENG...MMG LA....hahahha....
-hbes skola,gi msjid ngan form 5 smue.....lps tu,aq maen pcit tetek shahir....hahaha...shahir nk pcit tetek aq aq lri dye kjar,skali x dpt.....hahah...lembap.....lps tu,emir plak mnyemak kjr aq......diorang pakat rmai2....sial je....skali emir kjar aq dpt plak dye tngkp aq...ish pakistan ni....hahaha.....skali,iman n syafiq nasrun dtg diorang gi bukak sluar aq...mcm sial....pstu bob bhn aq aq kncing la...hahahah.....haziq f5 sume da bhn aq da....hahha.....dgn kejadian itu,KEJAHATAN FORM 5 TERSERLAH JUGA,.....HAHAHHAHA

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