AMOEBA DAN OBAMA
1-hri ni lpak kntin....wktu da nk prhimpunan tu,khairie dtg kt aq.....dye nk pnjm buku peraturan disiplin.....aq ckp la x de.....skali aq tnye imran n dye kte dye ade.....aq kte la khairie nk pnjm....dye ok je.....khairie pnjam n then aq tnye,"we,asl ko nk pnjm buku praturan ni????"dye kte form 5 ngan form 4 ade spotcheck hri ni.....o...ptut la......da nk spotcheck bru nk bce an...ape la form 5 form 5 aq ni....
2wktu seni,ckgu hanizah msuk....aq mntak krts prikse....skali dye kte ade kt haziq....haziq kte x bwk....n then dye kte,"x pe la......awk nk tngok mrkh awk dlu ke????"aq ckp la nk...skali dye tnjuk....aq trkjut gle la.....dpt 75 bai....tp tu ckup2 mkn je dpt a......xpe lps ni mkn bnyk sket....confirm dpt mrkh bnyk...(aq ckp ni sbb aq kte mrkh aq ckup2 mkn je xD)
3-wktu ckgu rmlah ade bdk tnye"ckgu,x bleh tmbh lgi stu ke mrkh sye....sye dpt b dh ckup dh.....skali ckgu ramlah kte"cmne sye nk dpt kn awk B klau awk pnye jwpn mcm taik....??"hahahha....aq haziq n iqmal da glak2 da.....pstu ckgu trusk hujah dye.....ha....part nie yg x leh bla.....ckgu tnye kt smue org tau x shit tu ape....aq trglak la....mmg glak bsr la aq....hahhaha....
4-wktu sains ckgu bncng jwpn krts 1.....krts OMR aq da la hlang.....aduh.....skali smpai bhagian kuman tu,ckgu tnye aq....ape nme kuman tu....aq dpt jwb pstu iqmal kte kt aq....we,ape nme kuman tu.....OBAMA????aq da trglak2 da......dye sbnrnye nk kte AMOEBA.....hahahha....bongok nye mal....aq citer kt haziq,wktu tu jgk dye glak....hahahha.....
5-skali akk bendahara pnggil kuar nk tngkp gmbr....aq da kte da"adu....da la x bwk bju....."haziq pon kte sme......ha,....nmpk x prmainan dye cmne?????skali kuar je la....tgh lepak2 tu,PEROGOL BERSIRI dtg.....(Iman)siot,dye x dpt kjar aq,dye soh qayyum n syafiq nasrun kjar aq.....diorang tu dh la laju....skali syafiq nasrun dpt tngkp aq,diorang bwk trun bwh.....skali rmai bdk form 5 trun bwh....qayyum,khairie,hakim,IMAN(LEADER).......
6-wktu iman pgg aq,aq dpt lpskn dri.......lpstu qayyum sume bngang ngan iman sbb aq dpt lri....aq nyorok la kt blakang tmpat air tu,skali hakim nmpk.....dye glak je nmpk aq kt situ.....hahahah.....korang mmg giler form 5....hahahah......
7-wktu ICTL,aq msuk kls n tngok rmai da dpt krts....aq nk gi amik,skali imal kte,we,krts ko ade kt aq la......nseb baek....skali aq nmpk mrkh aq 70......ptut la ckgu suhanim diam je....rpenye aq dpt mrkh tnggi...hahaha....skali ckgu suhanim lalu tpi aq,aq kte kt dye...."ckgu,sye dpt 70.....hahahah...."ckgu kte,"eleh....brlgk la plak.....dpt 70 mcm dpt 100 mrkh....adila dh bhn2 aq.....hahahha....aq ckp kt ckgu cmtu sbb ckgu ingt aq x leh dpt mrkh yg tnggi...tu aq bgitau ckgu tu...
8-wktu math ckgu lailey x msuk kls.....bsing la kls.....skali aq lpk2 ngan mal,aq citer psl senario aq tngok smalam.....aq citer n then haziq pon ikut sme....hahahha.....'JOE KER????'hahahha...tu yg buat aq n mal trglak tu.......
9-blek gi mcd,lpk ngan aqil n haziq......mmg riuh wktu tu....aq n aqil n haziq je memekak kt situ....ha....wktu nk trun gi order tu,aq nmpk bendera spain...skali aq kte kt akk cashier tu,"kak,nk koyak bendera ni bleh x????nk bwk blek umah...hahahha....."pstu akk tu kte...."ish....mne bleh....hahahha"pstu gi order kt akk tu,skali aq nmpk wrne cm wrne argentina.....aq ckp kt akk tu,"akk sokong argentina ea???"pstu akk tu kte ye....aq kte la argentina x power...spain lgi power...akk tu glak je.....
10-skali nmpk huda dtg....dye,shamina n sorng lgi kwn dye aq x tau spe....dye mntk aq air sket.....aq ok je....naek ats,dye pon nek sme....dye dok blakang meja aq......skli haziq gi bsuh tngn aq dajal dye.....aq ltk air msk dlm cwn coke dye....skali dye dtg aq kte aq cmpur air aqil skali....dye pns je....aq ckp la aq da ltk air msk.....skali dye glak2......aq kte bgi huda rse....huda smpai,skali shamina bleh glak2 plak.....aq da cuak da kntoi......skali dye mnum gak.....pergh.....berkrut dahi dye mnum....hahahha....aq kte la aq da ltk air msk..dye kte"aq lmpang korng kang....hahahah....."pdn mke.......